My
household is all females so I was thinking of witty titles for this post and
came up with House of Broads. The thing
is, being deemed a broad isn’t so flattering.
Urban
Dictionary defines the word broad in
several ways:
1) Word for a woman. Less respectable than
lady but much more respectable than bitch.
2) A term originated in the 1930's meaning
woman; derived from the fact that the most defining characteristic of all
females are their hips, which are proportionally wider than the hips of their
male counterparts.
3) A woman who is very difficult to respect.
Usually wears very tacky clothing (fake fur, sequence dresses...etc) and reaks
of cheap perfume. Widely known for being easy in the sack.
As I pondered each
of these definitions I think I could easily fit into all 3. Let me explain:
1) I am a woman.
I would definitively say I’m in the middle of being a lady and a
bitch. I can lean one way or the other
depending on the situation, but generally I’m in the middle.
2) I do have hips; of which are probably wider
than most men’s. I wouldn’t really know though because I’ve never actually
thought about it or measured it.
3) I wouldn’t say I’m difficult to respect. There are times that I wouldn’t respect me..
ie: any soccer or softball game where the ump/ref makes a bad call. I may get a little vocal. Although in my own
defense, I’ve gotten MUCH better and haven’t been 86’d from a game in
years. I suppose I can be known to wear
tacky clothes. I sit here typing this in
shorts with paint splatters all over them, and a tank top that has something that
resembles chicken poop on it. Side note:
my perfume is not cheap and I will not even mention whether or not I’m easy in
the sack. Define easy.. wait, just
kidding.
ANYWAY, I
digress.. This whole post was to
introduce you to the new additions to my brood so here they are!
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Blanche- Friendliest of the bunch, always willing to come say hello. |
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Sophia- Friendly, but likes her space. |
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Dorothy- Very independent and likes to do her own thing. |
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Rose- The baby of the family at 2/12 months old. |
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Stan the Rooster- He isn't mine, but he sure comes over a lot! |
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I sure am
enjoying these gals (Stan not-so-much) and love going out and getting the eggs
every day. They usually lay late in the morning, and I am getting 2-3 eggs
per day which is plenty!!